A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock knock What?

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

gay people

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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