- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

penis?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

stuarts mum

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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