Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Vagina Boob

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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no pun intended

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Roses are red.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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tim has no humor

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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