Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Nickleback.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Justin Bieber.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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