- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did the fish say after he

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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