Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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boobs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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