Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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charlie sheen

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Female Orgasms

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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