- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

JUST KIDDING^

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

my gramma died

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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