- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

scraggle is in you pillow case

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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