- Anti Joke

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.