- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Choir.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

i just pooped that is all!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

every knight i see an owl at window