- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Matt is a Duster!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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