VAGINA.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Women's rights.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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