- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Justin Beiber's Talent.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Velcro. What a rip off.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Ain't idn't a word.

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