What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did? Yes

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

I like the color potato.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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