- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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