Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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