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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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