Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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