What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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5 people are walking

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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