- Anti Joke

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

have safe sex

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.