- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

5 people are walking

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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