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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Bark I'm a tree

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

have safe sex

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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