- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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