- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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