Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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ass.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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