Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Barbara Streisand

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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