Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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