how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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ass.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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