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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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