Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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sure!

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Amazing

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Anti Joke

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