What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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The WPGA tour

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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