- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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