Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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did you stub your toe?

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Where are you going Your house

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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