Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Where are you going Your house

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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did you stub your toe?

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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