- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

did you stub your toe?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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