- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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