- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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