- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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