- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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