The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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pudding

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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baskets

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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#IHateHashtags

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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