A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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