- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Carrot fingers

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

a pornstar comes early to a party

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The government

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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