What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

My three children are three big mistakes.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

tea with milk?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Anti Joke

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