Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Refrigerator

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Refrigerator

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Bad grammers.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Anti Joke

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