- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Im taking a shit right now.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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