Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Do you like apples? Yes

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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