- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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