Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry