knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Robin, get in the car!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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