- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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