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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

I <3 Hitler

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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