Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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ass.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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