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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Im cute hehehee

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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