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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Guess what? AIDS!

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Im cute hehehee

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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