- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

what is the world worst joke? this one

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Black people

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What happen? Idk...

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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