- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

world peace

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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