- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Mitt Romney

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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