- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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