How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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